Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, January 12, 2008

Medicating the 4-Legged Buzz Saw; Part 2.5

I wrote about the joy of giving medicine to one of my cats here and here.

This morning, I took Jake in for his yearly "poke & prod." While I was there, I brought up the sheer impossibility of trying to put eye ointment in George's eye. The vet said that it's kind of amusing to send customers home to do things that the vet staff can't do to their own pets.

I don't think he was entirely kidding.

1 comment:

Jeanne said...

'Tis amusing - but my partner is a Vet Tech, and she can do it - and wonders why I can't - tho she does have issues with compliance. I'm the one that can remember to give the pill to the cat with the ongoing urinary acid problem, she can't remember to medicate more than 3 days in a row.