Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, January 11, 2008

A Man Has to Protect What is Important

The cops in California came across a car that had crashed into a tree. The driver didn't wear his seatbelt. But he had carefully belted in his 12-pack of beer.

Nice to see he realized that a 12-pack of beer was more valuable than his life. By that line of reasoning, if Chimpy ever has to drive a load of trash to the dump, he'd better tie it down.

(H/T to BadTux)
Posted by on or about 21:43

1 comment:

BobG said...

"Nice to see he realized that a 12-pack of beer was more valuable than his life."

If his intelligence is such that he was more worried about the beer than his life, the beer probably is worth more than he is.

1/12/2008 1:45 PM

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