Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, January 11, 2008

A Man Has to Protect What is Important

The cops in California came across a car that had crashed into a tree. The driver didn't wear his seatbelt. But he had carefully belted in his 12-pack of beer.

Nice to see he realized that a 12-pack of beer was more valuable than his life. By that line of reasoning, if Chimpy ever has to drive a load of trash to the dump, he'd better tie it down.

(H/T to BadTux)
Posted by on or about 21:43

1 comment:

BobG said...

"Nice to see he realized that a 12-pack of beer was more valuable than his life."

If his intelligence is such that he was more worried about the beer than his life, the beer probably is worth more than he is.

1/12/2008 1:45 PM

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