Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, January 2, 2008

How Bad It Is In Islamabad

You know it's bad when even the Bush Administration doesn't buy the story being handed out by the Musharraf regime. They have been shifting stories faster than the Joe Pesci character "Leo Getz" in the Lethal Weapon movies. There aren't too many people on the planet who would not be willing to believe that Musharraf's government didn't have a hand in the Bhutto assassination, since Bhutto was more or less being rammed down Musharraf's gullet by the Bush Administration. Her party is now led by her widower, a man who was so corrupt the last time around that he was nicknamed "Mister Ten Percent."

And you know it's bad for American credibility when Musharraf seeks to distance himself from the Bush Administration by asking the Brits for help. Even Musharraf knows that George Bush is about as popular as a case of the clap.

(The unspoken thing here is that the Pakistani militants, the Taliban and, to some extent, al-Qaeda, are creations of Pakistan's Inter-Services Intelligence. That inconvenient truth is winked at by the Chimperor and his henchmen.)

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