Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, January 4, 2008

People Say The Stupidest Things

From the CrankyProf, comes a tale of possibly the dumbest thing ever said at a school bus stop:

"Dude. Those Arabs and Jews in the Middle East just need to get over it. Don't they understand that it's their Christian duty to just love one another and get along?"

Now there is a kid that needs to be repeatedly shot with a Taser. But beyond that, I suspect that there are a lot of people in this country who are similarly clueless, and yes, that includes Our Befuddeled Chimperor.

1 comment:

BobG said...

Sounds like a lot of the people I knew in college back in 1969, especially the goofy ones in SDS and other similar clubs.