Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, November 8, 2007

Not Fit For Morons (or George W. Bush)

cash advance


Class dismissed.

I don't know how reliable this app can be, when the Rude Pundit scores higher than Scully. Maybe there is a higher level for extreme snark? Cranky Epistles is off the charts. However, it doesn't take a Ph.D to read Bitch Ph.D, which scored around the "Barney the dinosaur" level of difficulty.

(H/T to Tam)

6 comments:

Phil said...

OMFG!

Mine came in at Genius!
That just ain't right.

Phil said...

Anyways, I swiped it for my Blog too and added you to my Blogroll.

I don't think you will get swamped with traffic over that though.
Have a good one!

Comrade Misfit said...

BN, I reciprocated. I also got around to adding Skippy.

Dan brock said...

I scored "High School" I can live with that.

BadTux said...

The Rude One decidedly does use a more elevated vocabulary in his rudeness. His rudeness about the multitude of ways in which he did NOT wish to copulate with Ann Coulter undoubtedly raised his vocabulary rating by a few thousand points, he musta gone through every adjective and adverb in the book to properly express his disgust in the matter :-).

Me, on the other hand, I'm just your average everyday high school vocabulary usin' penguin...

-- Badtux the Average Penguin

Phil said...

I 'fixed' my post, it's a little more palatable anyway.
;)