Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Hell is Freezing Over

No, I don't all of a sudden think that George W. Bush is a genius and a humanitarian. I could never type those words, for the EMTs would be too busy scraping my brains from the walls.

I'm actually baking something. That is, I'm "cooking" food. It's an interesting concept, for generally if it can't be fried, nuked or spread, I'm not eating it. Cold cereal is my idea of a great meal, since it takes longer to eat than it does to prepare. Salads are good too, if your idea of a salad is iceberg lettuce and Russian dressing.

I won't give any details, for as far as I know, this stuff may go straight to the Town Dump. The circuitry of the oven probably is in shock, though. It hasn't been used in a very long time.

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