Hell is Freezing Over

No, I don't all of a sudden think that George W. Bush is a genius and a humanitarian. I could never type those words, for the EMTs would be too busy scraping my brains from the walls.

I'm actually baking something. That is, I'm "cooking" food. It's an interesting concept, for generally if it can't be fried, nuked or spread, I'm not eating it. Cold cereal is my idea of a great meal, since it takes longer to eat than it does to prepare. Salads are good too, if your idea of a salad is iceberg lettuce and Russian dressing.

I won't give any details, for as far as I know, this stuff may go straight to the Town Dump. The circuitry of the oven probably is in shock, though. It hasn't been used in a very long time.