Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Chowderheads: Department of Homeland Security

The Immigration and Customs Enforcement Division of DHS had a costume contest for Halloween. Some white dude showed up in blackface, dreadlocks and wearing prison stripes. Not only does nobody take offense, the moron is awarded the "best costume award" by the three judges, one of whom is Julie Myers, an assistant secretary of DHS. Read about it here.

What kind of imbeciles are running DHS and its divisions? First FEMA fakes a press conference and now this.

What level of cluelessness does it take to dream up that costume and what level of graduate level cluelessness does it take to give that person an award? And what Ph.D. level of idiocy does it take for an assistant department secretary to not only keep quiet (until other people complain), but then to have one's picture taken with the clueless moron and then take the position that she is sorry other people were offended?

And then there is this quote, by the vice president of the African American employee's group in DHS: “These kinds of things, incidents, happen all the time"

So DHS is rife with racist idiots and for that reason, we should shrug off any incident that doesn't involve lynching?

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