Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, March 6, 2021

One Nice Thing Over the Last Seven Weeks

The news cycle hasn't been consumed by stupid shit tweeted, said or done by the president.

On another note, can someone please enlighten me as to the fascination that Americans have with the royal family of the third-rate core remnant of an empire? And don't tell me that "it's because they're royalty." Nobody seems to give a damn about the royal families of Belgium, Holland, Denmark, Norway, Sweden, Spain, Thailand, Oman, Vietnam or Japan.

8 comments:

Dark Avenger said...

You mean that group of over-promoted, under-powered German Royals, who are about as English as the Queen of Sweden’s tits?

Comrade Misfit said...

I look at them at being born into a permanent gig at a living history museum, like Colonial Williamsburg. But that's about as far as their relevance goes in the modern world. The rest of it is a golden prison.

They do some good charitable works, but then again, so does Bill Gates.

Comrade Misfit said...

On the other side of the coin, they do far more to help people than the future ex-wife of TFG. What little charitable work that she has done seemed to be done with all of the enthusiasm of a zek.

Tod Germanica said...

Focking Chreestmas. Vee need only blood red trees here at vite house. Rip up old garden. Do u really care?

Frank Wilhoit said...

Ask Lyndon LaRouche, or any of his (still unaccountably numerous) acolytes.

Marc said...

It’s kind of a live version of “Dynasty”, without the shoulder pads.

Brian Train said...

I have never understood the persistent fascination of Americans with the Royal Family and their ins and outs. Didn't you fight a war to get rid of a King?

Comrade Misfit said...

Brian, yeah, you'd think so.