Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, October 11, 2016

Pass the Popcorn, Arizona Ed.

U.S. prosecutors said on Tuesday they will seek a criminal contempt charge against Maricopa County, Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio, known for his tough stance on illegal immigration, for violating a court order in a 2007 racial profiling case.
Arpaio has acted with Nixonian-grade contempt for the rule of law. Hopefully, the wheels of justice will grind away on his ass.

5 comments:

D. said...

1. Oh, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze let it be so.

2. From your keyboard to G-d's ear.

The New York Crank said...

If he's found guilty, can we all be treated to a picture of Sheriff Joe in prison wearing pink undies? Please? Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleeeez!?!?!?!

Yours very crankily,
The New York Crank

Comrade Misfit said...

NYC, probably not. He'd likely be in a jail elsewhere.

Lawrence said...

The pink underwear is nothing. The outdoor tent jails are a human rights travesty with the summer weather we have. And the infamous green bologna sandwiches. It looks like Paul Penzone is going to beat his ass on election day. About damn time.

BadTux said...

His defense apparently is "uhm, okay, I did it, but I didn't know it was wrong!"

Err, that's not a defense, Sheriff Joke. That's a confession.

- Badtux the "Ignorance of the law is no excuse" Penguin