Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, October 7, 2016

Latest Trump Revelation: Is Anyone Surprised That He's a Fucking Pig?

Donald Trump bragged in vulgar terms about kissing, groping and trying to have sex with women during a 2005 conversation caught on a hot microphone, saying that “when you’re a star, they let you do it,” according to a video obtained by The Washington Post.
Trump is a pig and he cheated on every one of his wives. The man would fuck a gator if he could get his aides to hold down the tail (and keep their mouths shut). He's the closest thing to an unarrested sexual predator that anyone is likely to find.

But is this really a surprise to anyone?

Well, so much for "the party of moral values" and "restoring decency".

3 comments:

Tod Germanica said...

And yet he's only slightly behind Clinton in polls. Tells us a lot about American voters, they want to be violated by a star like Trump too.

paul harris said...

The tv preachers are writing "whose pussy would Jesus grab?" sermons as we speak.

Snowdog said...

Or-that tells you a lot about Clinton. Despite trump being an ass-he's still got a shot at beating her. Hell if the gop had someone else vs clinton, or the dems had someone else vs trump- trump or clinton would both lose by landslides. Instead we get to pick between a beef turd sandwich, and a chicken turd sandwich. No matter the outcome, we've still got a turd sandwich.