Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

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"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, October 4, 2016

Cat Tools

This is the handle for a Swiffer pad:


When extended, and with the working end at an angle, it is just the thing for retrieving cat toys from under furniture and appliances.
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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Golf clubs work pretty good too.

10/04/2016 10:32 AM
Marc said...

I use the tube extensions for the vacuum.

10/04/2016 6:50 PM

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