Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, February 13, 2016

Dick Cheney, In the Bedroom, With a Pillow

Associate Justice Antonin Scalia was found dead of apparent natural causes Saturday on a luxury resort in West Texas, federal officials said.

Scalia, 79, was a guest at the Cibolo Creek Ranch, a resort in the Big Bend region south of Marfa.

According to a report, Scalia arrived at the ranch on Friday and attended a private party with about 40 people. When he did not appear for breakfast, a person associated with the ranch went to his room and found a body.

6 comments:

CenterPuke88 said...

And the Republicans have already told the President not to even bother trying to name a replacement. Shameful, an immediate dive into partisan politics, and they wonder why Trump (and Sanders) has so much support.

Comrade Misfit said...

He should nominate somebody as soon as they finish tossing dirt into Scalia's grave.

CenterPuke88 said...

Agreed, if not sooner. The interesting play would be a middle of the road candidate with recent support from both sides of the aisle, perhaps like Sri Srinivasan.

dinthebeast said...

McConnell is saying that the voters should have a say in the new appointment, so it should wait until there is a new president. Problem with that is that the voters DID have that say when they elected Obama twice. I know you wanted Obama to be a one term president, Mitch, but you failed at that, so shut up and do your damn job already.

-Doug in Oakland

Joe said...

My new hero is whoever first said, "McConnell thinks black Presidents only get 3/5 of a term."

Tod Germanica said...

Unlike shotgun pellets, a pillow
leave no trace.