Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, March 5, 2011

It's Caturday!

Jake and Gracie were sharing the heated cat bed.


But that didn't last too long before Jake used superior bulk to nudge her off.


Gracie enjoys the bed to herself.


While Jake goes to sleep on a regular cat bed and does his award-winning impersonation of a Blobcat.


The bright white coverlet is on the bed to shield my bed clothes from miscellaneous cat drippings. George will lie on it, but he prefers not to. Here, I did not do a good job of making up the bed and George took full advantage.

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