Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, March 12, 2011

TSA Claims It Has the Unrestricted Power to Do Cavity Searches of All Air Travelers

So, you think that the Rape-o-Scanners are bad? You don't care for the TSA groping you?

Suck it up, Bucko. It could be worse, for the TSA's lawyers maintain that the TSA has the power to do a full strip-search. And, in case you are not aware of what it means to be so searched, cavity searches are part of being strip-searched.

So one of the TSA's blue-gloved goons could stick his fingers in your mouth, up your rectum and in your vagina. If they wanted to do that.

Don't forget that Reichfuhrer Napolitano is advocating having TSA screeners at cruise ship terminals, train stations, subway stations and bus stations.

Bend over and spread those cheeks, Bubba.

Oh, and remember how TSA promised that the Rape-o-Scanners were completely safe and that it was absolutely inconceivable that the scanners could ever emit more radiation than they were designed to emit? Seems as though they were lying about that, as well.

1 comment:

Eck! said...

Wonder how long it takes to drive to big muddy, or the left coast.

Oh yes, forgot the border crossings between states. I assume they are next.
I can see The DHS asserting they need to control interstate travel.

Maybe Oberführer Napolitano needs a grope search like us to get the message.

I keep forgetting she is part of the elite and therefore has a freePass ticket.

Eck!