Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, July 21, 2008

Western Union Cat; Pt. 2

I clipped George's claws last night. Of my three, he is the only one who vociferously objects to my clipping his claws. I have never cut them to the quick, nor has anyone else I know of, but he acts as though I am trying to perform surgery on him with the lid of a tin can.

So sure enough, after I was done torturing him by clipping his nails, he expressed his displeasure by dumping a load right next to my bed.

I'm going to start referring to his anus as the "Eye of Shit-On."

2 comments:

Smirking Cat said...

My demon cat simply chooses to remove great quantities of flesh when I trim his claws. I think I prefer that to the pile of shit.

BadTux said...

You need to get a dog, EBM. That takes care of the cat shit problem. Except that you then have to put the cat box up on a card table or something.

-- Badtux the Pet Penguin