Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

From the "No Shit, Sherlock" Files

"The U.S.-Mexico border fence will make life harder on some South Texas farmers, damage valuable wildlife habitat, impair views and generally become an obstacle to border life, the Department of Homeland Security acknowledged in an environmental study of the fence's impact."

No fucking shit, geniuses. How much of our money did it take for you rocket scientists at DHS to figure out that putting up a solid fence through farmland and wildlife refuges would do all that?

There is a damn good reason why that Federal department has become known as the "Department of Homeland Stupidity." That report illustrates one small example of why that is so.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

When are they going to install concertina wire and pill boxes on our entire coastline and the shores of the Great Lakes? What about the rest of the U.S. - Canada border? No fence? Surely they're aware that thousands of Canada's citizens sneak WMD's south into the U.S. every year and it's well known that huge numbers of South America's communist terrorists swim into the U.S. on the unprotected beaches of the states along the Gulf of Mexico. Maybe the concertina wire won't be enough - have they even considered mines? Why a terrorist can run a boat right up on thousands of miles of our beaches without any interference at all! I'm for extending that fence right around the entire country. A good, watertight, thirty foot high fence along our entire coast will even save all our dry land when all the ice melts (if global warming turns out to be real - which we know is just liberal BS). I think they've let a bunch of slackers into Homeland Security! Let's not stop with these half-measures of keeping us safe and free! Do the job right! Complete the protection! Fence the entire coastline and back that up with double lines of concertina wire AND a real deep mine field! Write your senator and representative! Demand that America be PROPERLY protected!