Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Awww, Pity the Poor Weedle Republicans

Young Republicans are feeling "left out" by the geezer-oriented McCain Campaign.

Question to all you "young Republicans:" What are you doing at some moronic political gathering? You guys were all in favor of the Iraq War, why aren't you in the Army? The Army needs you. Join up today! Or if you really have guts, go join the Marine Corps. It's your war, why aren't you fighting it?

I can understand why you don't though, for just like Yer Hero, Prezit Bush, you guys are "all hat, no cattle." You are all more than willing to let some other poor dumb bastard go off and die for your ideals.

There is a word for that sort of attitude, and the word is "cowardice."

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