Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Sunday, July 27, 2008

When Is It a Good time to Run Like Hell?

When some F-16 pilot shoots up your damn SUV.


That is what the military calls "a real career-limiting move." Care to bet who is going to be in charge of inventorying basketballs at Diego Garcia for the next four years?

(H/T to the Alternate Brain)

3 comments:

Phil said...

Nice grouping though....

BadTux said...

Luckily the driver and passenger received only minor injuries -- not from the shells hitting their vehicle, but, rather, when they for some unknown reason exited their vehicle with extreme haste.

I suspect they needed a new pair of undies afterwards too :-).

- Badtux the Easily-amused Penguin

Fixer said...

... in charge of inventorying basketballs at Diego Garcia ...


I knew 2 munitions men who dropped a cruise missile out of the bomb bay of a B-52. Within a month, they wre counting snowflakes at Dutch Harbor.