Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Sunday, July 27, 2008

When Is It a Good time to Run Like Hell?

When some F-16 pilot shoots up your damn SUV.


That is what the military calls "a real career-limiting move." Care to bet who is going to be in charge of inventorying basketballs at Diego Garcia for the next four years?

(H/T to the Alternate Brain)

3 comments:

Phil said...

Nice grouping though....

BadTux said...

Luckily the driver and passenger received only minor injuries -- not from the shells hitting their vehicle, but, rather, when they for some unknown reason exited their vehicle with extreme haste.

I suspect they needed a new pair of undies afterwards too :-).

- Badtux the Easily-amused Penguin

Fixer said...

... in charge of inventorying basketballs at Diego Garcia ...


I knew 2 munitions men who dropped a cruise missile out of the bomb bay of a B-52. Within a month, they wre counting snowflakes at Dutch Harbor.