Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, July 5, 2008

Caturday

Basement Cat wants your soul


Gracie is resting.


This is Sweetie. She is Gracie's littermate. My friend caught Gracie when she was a kitten because Gracie had a bad respiratory infection. Sweetie has been healthy; we did trap and spay her, but after six months of living indoors, she got out and has never attempted to return. She is now 11, which is beyond ancient for a feral cat.


George is a skinny bastard, this is him hiding under my dresser.

2 comments:

Distributorcap said...

i love looking at your pics but it makes me sad for my george........


i still am looking around for him

Comrade Misfit said...

I understand. My friend had to put her cat Teddy down a year ago and my George looks enough like Teddy that it makes her sad.