Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, March 24, 2008

"Guess I Misremembered"

I don't know about you folks, but I think I'd have a pretty clear memory of arriving at an airport if snipers were shooting at me. And I'd think it'd be pretty clear about not being shot at.

Not so, it seems, if you're Hillary Clinton. She's been saying that she "arrived in Bosnia under sniper fire." Turns out, it's George-Bush-level bullshit.

See anyone shooting at her?



I didn't think so.

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