Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Wal-Mart: "We Will Fuck Over a Brain-Damaged Woman Because We Can."

That, at the core of it, is Wal-Mart's position.

Oh, they couch it in other terms, but the bottom line is this: Wal-Mart is run by a bunch of evil fuckers with blasted souls, the kind of vermin who would steal the pennies off the eyes of a corpse if they thought nobody was watching. If you were to be lying bleeding at the side of the road and you felt someone going through your pockets for loose change, you can bet your ass that you were just robbed by a Wal-Mart executive. They are the kind of weasels who would slip a roofie in your drink so they could have sex with you.

Shopping at Wal-Mart just rewards those fuckers. Try not to do it.

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