Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, March 24, 2008

Bush Reveals His Secret Advisor

The curtain has been lifted. Now, it is clear for all to see why Bush maintains such a sunny outlook on life while thousands of Americans die in Iraq, millions of Americans are kicked out of their homes and the economy is in the crapper.

For this is who George Bush has been listening to for lo these many years:


3 comments:

deadstick said...

Might explain some of the eggs he's laid...

One Fly said...

Ms. Misfit,
Here is something right down your alley.
tb

Comrade Misfit said...

Boyd is full of shit. A bullet through the window of an airplane results in a window with a bullet hole and a very noisy air leak. He needs to stop watching "Goldfinger."