Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Sunday, March 30, 2008

If The Bush Administration Were Horses

then this guy would be the next president.



That guy rides in a golf cart behind the Budweiser Clydesdales. He scoops up the poo before people can step in it.

Unfortunately, no matter how good a scooper the next president is, we are going to be dealing with the shit that George Bush has tracked onto the carpet for a very long time to come.

1 comment:

deadstick said...

"Why don't you quit that lousy job?"

"What, and give up showbiz?"