Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, March 28, 2008

He Said, He Said

"Only a fool or a fraud sentimentalizes the merciless reality of war." -- John McCain, March 26, 2008

"I must say, I'm a little envious. If I were slightly younger and not employed here, I think it would be a fantastic experience to be on the front lines of helping this young democracy succeed. It must be exciting for you ... in some ways romantic, in some ways, you know, confronting danger." -- George W. Bush, March 13, 2008

I agree with McCain on this one: Bush is either a fool or a fraud, and I do not regard those choices as being mutually exclusive. "Imbecile" should also be on the menu of descriptors for that putz.

I recommend that we change the law to permit Bush to enlist as a buck private in the Army. Let's have his sorry ass spend two or three tours in Iraq and Afghanistan and then he can come back and tell us whether going to war is "romantic" or not.

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