Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, March 28, 2008

Damn Cell Phone Companies

Everybody who has a cell phone has a unique number assigned to it: The phone number. Yet the goddamn cell phone companies give you an account number that has about fifteen digits or so which have nothing to do with the phone number.

I don't know why those idiots do it that way. It makes no sense.

1 comment:

deadstick said...

Easy. You need to know two things, your account number and your password, to log into your account. If your phone number were your account number, everybody who knows your phone number would only have to guess ONE thing -- and that is orders of magnitude easier.

Especially, in a great many cases, if they've met your pets.