Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, March 27, 2008

You Have to be Shitting Me; TSA Edition

A woman was made to remove her body piercings before boarding a flight. They gave her a pair of pliers.

I would compare the social skills of the TSA screeners to East German border guards, but that would be a deep, deep and grievous insult to the East German border guards.

The TSA is a laughingstock to the rest of the civilized world. But to those who run afoul of the descendants of concentration camp guards who work for the TSA, it isn't so funny.

"America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe

1 comment:

BobG said...

The TSA is one of the most useless wastes of manpower, resources, and money in existence. Next to the UN, of course.