Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, March 24, 2008

Bush Reveals His Secret Advisor

The curtain has been lifted. Now, it is clear for all to see why Bush maintains such a sunny outlook on life while thousands of Americans die in Iraq, millions of Americans are kicked out of their homes and the economy is in the crapper.

For this is who George Bush has been listening to for lo these many years:


3 comments:

deadstick said...

Might explain some of the eggs he's laid...

One Fly said...

Ms. Misfit,
Here is something right down your alley.
tb

Comrade Misfit said...

Boyd is full of shit. A bullet through the window of an airplane results in a window with a bullet hole and a very noisy air leak. He needs to stop watching "Goldfinger."