Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, March 10, 2008

Oh, For Crying Out Loud; Moronic Democrats Edition

Eliot Spitzer, governor of New York, has been caught up in a prostitution ring.

Fucking dumbass. He built a good career of crime-fighting and anti-corruption and taking on the monied interests and he's going down in flames because he can't keep his dick in his pants.

Moron.

(Of course, the real difference here is that if he were a Republican, he'd have gotten caught with a man or a small boy. Or maybe a barnyard animal...)

UPDATE: It's 2030 EDT. There's a good chance by now that Silda Spitzer has ripped Eliot's balls off.

UPDATE II: He may have violated the Mann Act? (no Coulter jokes, please) That's a long stretch in the Federal slam.

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