Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, March 10, 2008

Oh, For Crying Out Loud; Iraq War Edition

Doug Feith, the man who Gen. Franks referred to as "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet," has written a 900 page book. Apparently it takes that many pages to explain, in nauseating detail, that no, it wasn't his fault that the terms "Iraq War" and "clusterfuck" will be linked for decades.

About the only thing in the book that is making news is that Bush declared "war is inevitable" months before the war started. So even if the weapons inspectors found that Saddam had turned the weapons production sites into greenhouses growing flowers, Bush still would have started his war.

Second, KBR, the company that cannot be bothered to pay employment taxes, has been supplying our soldiers with contaminated water. Way to go, you dollar-thirsty patriots.

(H/T to the Alternate Brain and WTF is it Now)

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