Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, September 6, 2020

More Snark on Dumbkirk

7 comments:

Deadstick said...: The Klannish Armada.; 9/07/2020 8:47 AM
Comrade Misfit said...: Thank the gods that I had swallowed my coffee before I read that, Deadstick.; 9/07/2020 9:45 AM
Eck! said...: the dumbbird sub force.

Every one of those boat owners should be charges for hazmat cleanup.

eck!; 9/07/2020 9:53 AM
CenterPuke88 said...: It is so emblematic of the Trump Administration that they doomed each other. They were so selfish and vainglorious of their boats and support that they did what they liked, without regard to the others on the water. To manage to swamp five boats because of unrestrained wakes is quite in keeping with what they have done to the country as a whole, It was undoubtably smaller vessels that suffered, and not one mask, let alone life vest, was in evidence in any picture I’ve seen except when people were actually abandoning ship.; 9/07/2020 10:47 AM
Stewart Dean said...: Franklin: "Experience is a dear school, but fools will earn at no other"
Me: Sooner or later, we're all fools and may the Lord have mercy.; 9/07/2020 11:07 AM
dinthebeast said...: We used to fish for steelhead on the Klamath river. My dad had a river boat with an outboard jet unit on it, and we'd go upriver from Requa to Blue Creek and fish along the way at various promising looking riffles.
There's a tour boat, the Klamath Queen, that goes upriver each weekend, as I recall powered by a pair of Olds V-8s, carrying around forty tourists, and when it would come roaring by, the wake could pull your boat off anchor and swamp your waders.
They got hip and began being more careful, and we began tying the boat to a big river rock on the shore, but the wake could still knock you on your butt if you weren't careful.
I'm going to steal klannish armada, but I will attribute it properly.

-Doug in Sugar Pine; 9/07/2020 4:35 PM
Ten Bears said...: I'll bet I've fished some of those holes din, having run the Klamath many times in G'da's McKenzie River drift boat.*

I came across credible reports this morning - I read so much it's hard to keep track sometimes where I see things - of a river incident over the weekend of big wake boats swamping and sinking boats moored at homeowners' waterfronts. Apparently there was one - a butt parade -in my backyard, on Lake Billy Chinook, through sadly no boats sank. I also read somewhere that Antifa sabatoged those boats, so...

*Deschutes, John Day, Rogue, Klamath, Snake, Salmon, a few others; 9/08/2020 9:11 AM