Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, September 6, 2020

Dumbkirk

On Twitter

Trump is probably calling them all losers, for he prefers boats that don't sink.

4 comments:

Eck! said...: Another drumpist failed event.

Overloaded and top heavy boats in rough water and
wind. What can go wrong?

Some of the video I watched your could see several
boats swamped and people looking for their
floatation vests. Your required to carry them
and all for a good reason. Then again is the boat
isn't overloaded it will rarely sink due to built
in floatation.

All I see is idiots and their money.

Eck!; 9/06/2020 3:36 PM
dinthebeast said...: Would there be fewer boats on the bottom of Lake Travis if there were less searching for them?

-Doug in Sugar Pine; 9/06/2020 4:16 PM
bearsense said...: Wanna bet alcohol was involved ??; 9/07/2020 11:25 AM
Comrade Misfit said...: No bet!; 9/07/2020 4:37 PM