Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, September 13, 2020

Hurricane Sally-- Here Comes the Water, NO, LA

Look at the forecast map for rain amounts:


That is a metric-buttload of rain.

4 comments:

CenterPuke88 said...

To be honest, 10-15 inches of rain over 5 days in NOLA is easily handleable by the pumps. Caveats:

1) The pumps remain manned. During Katrina, pulling the staffing caused problems as the intakes became clogged with no one to clear them.

2) The power remains on.

3) NOLA’s pumping capacity is 1” the first hour and 1/2” every hour thereafter.

Based upon that map, New Orleans East is fucked, but much of that was never really rebuilt. The Northshore will flood, but Katrina removed much of the vulnerable stock. The question will be how accurate the projections were where new developments were built on the Northshore...if someone screwed up the number, people will be swimming. The place to be most worried about is coastal MS, just like with Katrina.

Comrade Misfit said...

It'd be nice if the pumps worked. I lived in New Orleans for a time, pre-Katrina. The apartment building that I lived in flooded up into the second floor. They tore it down a few years afterwards. It's just a parking lot, now.

CenterPuke88 said...

Lived in Slidell for years, the pumps usually worked, but the rain was often in the 1”+ per hour range down there. The misguided evacuation of pump staff, and the failure to provide proper emergency power were part of what doomed much of NOLA with Katrina...that, the Corp of Engineers negligence and Shrub’s indifference. Over ten feet suggests you were living in Lakeview or Gentilly...I used to participate in a fantasy football league with some lawyers from NOLA in Lakeview, they all ended up in Baton Rouge.

Dark Avenger said...

Trump has a Sharpie at the ready to do battle with the hurricane.