Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, September 26, 2020

Caturday

 The weather has been getting colder here at Chez Misfit. I took out a pair of jeans to wear for the first time in months.  When I draped them over the footboard of my bed at night, Chip took a lot of interest in them.  He was rubbing his face on the legs and then rabbit-kicking them.  

Then it dawned on me:  His catnip pillow had gone missing.  What if...?

Sure enough, I opened the dresser drawer where my jeans and shorts are stowed.  Under some of them, near the bottom, was his catnip pillow.  How that got in there is an unsolved mystery.  But at least, the pillow had been found.

He got right to it:

He isn't lacking for other toys.

6 comments:

Stewart Dean said...

I grew catnip for my wife's cats. Total non-interest. Of course they chow down on anything else green I don't put out of their reach. Sometimes, I think cats make an art form out of perversity

Tod Germanica said...

It's like reefer for humans, euphoria for some and no effect for others. Cats are mysterious critters.

Deadstick said...

Aw shoot, eb, now the ghost of my long-dead HS French teacher, Mr. Campbell, has risen up and demanded a correction. "At Chez" is redundant; it's just "Chez"!

dinthebeast said...

Littlebeast is picky about the catnip he likes. He went crazy over a little pack of it we bought at the dollar store, and the expensive variety we bought him at the pet store lives at the bottom of his drawer and looks a lot like a bag of cheap weed.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Comrade Misfit said...

We’ve grown catnip this year. Chip couldn’t care less. Bella devours it.

CenterPuke88 said...

Well, one of our group has a wild hair now and then. She opens a drawer by pulling the handle, empties out some socks and curls up inside the drawer. Never seen her tote a toy, but...