Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, September 8, 2020

Draft-Dodging Donnie Think's He's a Warrior and Hates Generals

From the transcript of Trump’s presser yesterday:
John McCain liked wars. I will be a better warrior than anybody, but when we fight a war, we’re going to win them. And, frankly, I was never a fan of John McCain.
...
I’m not saying the military is in love with me; the soldiers are. The top people in the Pentagon probably aren’t because they want to do nothing but fight wars so that all of those wonderful companies that make the bombs and make the planes and make everything else stay happy.
I don't know why the White House puts up those transcripts. When one reads them, they look like a word-salad that was barfed out of the mouth of a raving lunatic who cannot keep a coherent strain of thought in his head.

But still, Trump, who has never been in a fight with anyone other than a woman that he was allegedly trying to rape, whom did his utmost to dodge the draft (he comes from a line of draft-dodgers) and who threatened to disown any of his kids who joined the military, thinks that he's a warrior? If he wasn't the president, it would be hysterically funny.

4 comments:

Constitutional Insurgent said...

Trump wouldn’t know the definition of a Warrior if somebody drew it on his etch-a-sketch for him. He’s the very definition of an effete, pampered and perfumed princeling.

JustMusing said...

That's a gold plated etch-a-sketch, I believe.

Ten Bears said...

When you look back at its time carnival barking the woild rassling convocation you're right CI, not a Warrior but one of those effete, pampered and perfumed types that fawn all over the Warriors, if you know what I mean and I think you do. Not the bully, the bully's butt-boy hanging off to side yukking it up, egging it on.

Yes, it.

Tod Germanica said...

Sure, trump is a weak and cowardly draft dodger who holds the military in utter contempt for being suckers and losers. But, worst than that to him, they are poor. This attitude toward service is nothing new and is in fact the default point of view of the rich. It is always 'a rich man's war and a poor man's fight' as the poor, non-slaver confederate troops said. Maybe some of the 1% did serve in WWII but strings were always pulled so the rich boys served behind the lines as REMFs. Despite the draft and the theoretical equality of the odds on serving in Vietnam I met exactly zero rich people when I was there 11 months 1970-71. Like trump, college deference, hasty marriages, bogus medical issues from corrupt (or sympathetic) doctors (WTF are 'bone spurs'?) and every other trick was used to keep the rich boys out of danger. That's because the loyalty of the rich is always to their money and to their privileged social class and never to their country. That's why trump will gladly turn traitor, serving Vlad and Russia and China and Turkey-anybody who will pay him. The rich cannot be loyal to the USA because their loyalty is always to their money and their traitorous social class. It has always been so and will remain so until there is better equality and opportunity for all.