Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, September 2, 2020

Trump's Mini-Strokes Confirmed (Sort Of)

Vice President Pence said Tuesday that he doesn’t “recall” being told to be on “standby” when President Trump made an unannounced visit to Walter Reed Medical Center last year.

“I don’t recall being told to be on standby,” Pence told Fox News’s Bret Baier when pressed on an account included in a new book from New York Times correspondent Michael Schmidt. “I was informed that the president had a doctor’s appointment.”
That sort of "I don't recall" denial is the same sort of crap that you get from anyone who is trying to evade an issue.

The facts support the conclusion that something is wrong with Trump. Oh, his doctors say differently, but Trump has a history of having his doctors tell outrageous lies on his behalf or on his command.

6 comments:

The New York Crank said...

Pence's curious memory lapse could indicate he's having "ischemic event" problems of his own. Pass it on.

Yours crankily,
The New York Crank

Dark Avenger said...

Before President Cheetolini’s tweet, I had already suggested that it was a TIA because it was the only possibility that made sense.

Eck! said...

There is one other, cardiac fibrillation as in Afib, Vfib, and flutter.
I've seen it and in the self correcting versions that are fairly
common the person may experience a momentary for lack of a good
description reset or balance check. When walking its maybe a
awkward leg movement or sitting a head snap.

Like a TIA its a momentary blood flow issue and can is serious
and can result is clots that can travel and cause a mini-stroke.

The fact that our orange fake preznut tries to control the fake
news, stuff seeps out. People can be observant, but rarely
recognize what the see immediately. El Liar in cheato knows that
and injects lies that helps confuse or distort events and mask
truth.


Eck!


dinthebeast said...

Even his strokes are tiny.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Comrade Misfit said...

Doug, that's both funny and cold!

dinthebeast said...

Having had one myself, I felt like I could get away with that joke.

-Doug in Sugar Pine