Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, September 24, 2020

Take Trump's Vaccine At Your Own Risk

President Donald Trump said Wednesday that the White House may not approve tougher FDA guidelines for authorizing the emergency use of any coronavirus vaccines.

"That has to be approved by the White House," Trump said. "We may or may not approve it."
We all know that if somebody told Trump that a vaccine composed of hydroxychloroquine and sodium hypocholrite in a suspension of dihydrogen monoxide would work, Trump would issue an order approving it without any testing.

One would have to be seriously brain-addled to take any medication that Donald "shine a UV light up your ass" Trump has promoted, let alone had a hand in its authorization.

3 comments:

CenterPuke88 said...

Three years plus of poo-pooing science and lying have brought us to a point where there is no confidence in anything the President and his Administration do with regards to this crisis. The universe indeed works in mysterious ways, because if this crisis hadn’t happened, Donnie would likely be the favorite. It’s kinda fun to see Donnie’s playbook fail when he needs it most to dodge legal jeopardy.

Eck! said...

When you tell 22,000 lies then everything becomes a question.

Last I checked presidential approval is not part of FDA, their
powers is granted by laws and powers granted By all three
branches of the government and not by the president.

The Orange Orang is going the path of my power are unlimited.
Sorry Dumpf they are not.

Eck!

dinthebeast said...

Yeah, the whole "we must approve any guidelines produced by the CDC or FDA" was a huge power grab that substantially degraded two of our previously world leading science agencies.

-Doug in Sugar Pine