Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, September 25, 2020

Ain't It Great to Live in a Country Where a Billionaire Can Catch a Break?

Two solicitation of prostitution charges filed against New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft in Florida were dropped Thursday, court documents show.
What a country!

5 comments:

Ten Bears said...

What is it with these candyasses? If you discount the divorces, I've never had to pay for sex. I thought these guys were rough tough macho macho men? The intellectual elite, best looking boys on the block? Pay for it cuz they can't get any on their own.

Comrade Misfit said...

Some of those guys use their personalities as birth control devices.

DTWND said...

Ten Bears, they would spin it as they are helping the economy. You know, capitalism. Yay! Free enterprise! Empowering the feminine entrepreneur. But then they’d turn right around and arrest them for prostitution. Cause, you know, evangelicals.

Dale

CenterPuke88 said...

A definite happy ending for Kraft!

Eck! said...

Snark:
Look at the up side would it not be a defense if that set aside was
used as precedent to get some poor slub off?

Eck!