Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, September 3, 2020

Trump Wants His Supporters to Commit Voter Fraud

President Trump on Wednesday suggested that people in North Carolina stress-test the security of their elections systems by voting twice — an act that constitutes the kind of voter fraud the president has railed against.
There is no way to put a gloss on this: Trump is asking his loyal Trumpanzees to commit voter fraud, which is a felony;

We're going to need to build camps to hold all of these Trumpist criminals.

(Incidentally, it's apparently illegal in North Carolina to tell other people to vote twice. So..

 LOCK HIM UP!! LOCK HIM UP!! LOCK HIM UP!!

1 comment:

dinthebeast said...

I'm guessing that the idea is to cast all mail in voting as fraudulent so as to be able to invalidate it after election night.
The state Republican parties in New Hampshire and Georgia (that I know of) are sending out applications for absentee ballots to voters who have never lived in those states, I guess so that anyone who fills them out and returns them can be held up as examples of trans-state mail voter fraud.
So if you get one of them in the mail, please do not return it, but please do report it to your local elections official, and perhaps your state's SOS.

-Doug in Sugar Pine