Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, September 1, 2020

Lethal Weapon at a Protest


A set of bagpipes would be a crime against humaity.
Posted by on or about 10:57
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5 comments:

MarkS said...

If this keeps up somebody's gonna get kilt!

9/01/2020 12:04 PM
Eck! said...

Bagpipes and guitars, that would be revenge!


Eck!

9/01/2020 12:41 PM
J4rh34d said...

Portland already has a roaming bagpiper on a unicycle with flames coming out of his pipes.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unipiper

9/01/2020 3:02 PM
BadTux said...

I need to get some bagpipes -- what a brilliant idea!

9/01/2020 5:42 PM
Tod Germanica said...

Takes a mighty good banjo player to be better than no banjo at all. Bagpipes and banjos, used by 7-11 owners to drive away pesky teen loiterers.

9/02/2020 11:12 AM

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