Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
12 comments:
It's the population explosion. One every 10-15 secs. now.
And two words: Anal bleaching. Google if you want.
No!! You didn't write that, I didn't read it!
The best part? It is just water.
Much like folks who won't drink city tap water, but buy bottled water that comes from a municipal tap. (few people red the source of their bottled water on the label)
I don't get the penis whitening?
Is a pale pecker supposed to do the job better or something?
Longer lasting with extra stiffness? More virile?
Do ladies like pale wieners better?
Enquiring minds and all that.
Yo, B., it’s the 21st Century...why assume the penis whitening is just to appeal to ladies?
And if we’re running through stereotypes, maybe the whiter wiener is assumed to be sized better for the bleached bottom?
And 2018 is off and running...
... "glow in the dark" will be next ...
Eewww...
B, if you're in a city like NYC, there's typically no damn good reason not to drink tap water. Other places, not so much.
But six bucks a gallon for refilling a jug is a bit over the top. They could buy a jug of water from Wal-mart and have enough left over for a box of 9mm.
Comrade: Pretty much anywhere, taste is the only reason to not drink tap water where it is supplied by a municipality or a private water company. Health wise, they all have to meet the same standards.
CP: Ew, but whatever floats your boat. I never thought of that. Didn't mean to exclude anyone.
My boat would sink at that, but, as you said.
I just shake my head at the comments by some people in that article, and then start looking for a nice piece of land with a spring.
I've had some creek water that was as good as any beverage I ever paid good money for, but this is not that.
And the warehouse I used to manage delivered to Rainbow Grocery. Mostly they bought bulk honey from a supplier only we distributed for. I hooked them up after we went out of business, as I liked the honey supplier.
But I have a hard time getting my head around the idea of paying someone $650 to shoot me in the dick with a laser. Maybe I'm getting old...
-Doug in Oakland
"Living Water", huh? In Northern Ca. at the base of a Volcanic Mountain called Shasta, there is a city park, built where a spring comes out of the base of that 14,000 foot peak. That water is able to be bottled at the source as "pure". It's 'hurt you cold' but it really is sweet to the taste. Think about how long it must take for water to filter through that much mountain. This is not run off, it is a deep earth tube.
It isn't exactly "fresh" and yet it couldn't be more fresh.
And their water won't go past a "lunar cycle" without getting Green?
On the other hand a water filter picture works great at home.
w3ski
w3ski: In Trinity County, near Denny, there is a creek named Birdie M Creek, and it has that same chill to it from being fed by underground springs, and I could just stand there in it and scoop it up and drink it until I couldn't drink any more.
-Doug in Oakland
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