Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, January 16, 2018

Trumpist Normality

Trump's lawyer allegedly paid a porn star 130 large to shut her up about having sex with Trump during his 3rd marriage.

What's surprising about this: First, the story was broken by the Wall Street Journal, a Murdoch rag.

Second, nobody's at all surprised by any of this.

What's not surprising is that the so-called "moral majority" has not uttered a peep and has not flagged in their support of Caudillo Trump. They would have been in batshit-raving mode at any suggestion that Bill Clinton had sex with a hooker, let alone paid her to shut up about it. But when it comes to their guy, they're just as amorally opportunistic as a K Street lobbyist representing Greater Berzerkistan.

3 comments:

dinthebeast said...

Just another example of Fergus underpaying his contractors.

-Doug in Oakland

B said...

THing is, if it had been Bubba, we'd likely still be waiting for proof.

Of course, if it HAD been Bubba, CNN would not have published it.

Clinton News Network and all.

I'll wait for proof. Perhaps Mueller can provide it when he indicts Trump. Spozed to happen any day now.....

Comrade Misfit said...

Mueller is on his own timeline; he doesn't care about the Wingnut Noise Machine.

My bet is that the old saw about "it's not the crime, it's the cover-up" will play out and Trump will be charged with obstruction of justice, in one way or another.