Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, January 26, 2018

No Van Gogh For You, Donald

Trump wanted to borrow a Van Gogh from the Guggenheim Museum. They said they couldn't loan it out, but they offered him something else: A golden shitter.


Between the gold and its value as an art object, that's probably a million dollar throne for Caudillo Trumpo's biffy.
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3 comments:

BadTux said...

LOL! The Golden Toilet Award.

1/26/2018 4:30 PM
montag said...

I thought Donny had one of those in NYC or was his just plated?

1/26/2018 6:37 PM
dinthebeast said...

I read that it does indeed have a mil worth of gold, and is fully functional.

Princess Sparkle Pony, who works at the NGADC, put this on twitter:

Patrick LaForge‏Verified account @palafo

No word on whether the Guggenheim has apologized or taken action against the curator. Hey, it is art.


Peter Huestis
‏ @RealSparklePony
18h18 hours ago

Peter Huestis Retweeted Patrick LaForge

Action? Like, for instance, a promotion? This is the most press the Guggenheim has gotten in years.

-Doug in Oakland

1/27/2018 2:20 AM

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