Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, January 26, 2018

Here's Yet Another Post From Your Typical Career-Crazed, She-Devil Banshee of a Blogger

A Republican candidate for U.S. Senate in Missouri has ignited a social media firestorm with a Facebook post in which he calls feminists “she devils” and expounds on how he wants his wife to cook his dinner.

Courtland Sykes, who campaigned on behalf of Senate candidate Roy Moore in Alabama last month, posted to Facebook Tuesday the transcript of a September interview during which he was asked about women’s rights.

Sykes, a Navy veteran and political newcomer, said he rejects “radical feminism’s crazed definition of modern womanhood” and that he wants daughters who will be homemakers rather than “career obsessed banshees” or “nailbiting manophobic feminist she devils.”
This clown also believes that keeping mum about sexual harassment and assault is what makes America great.
In a dramatic video, a U.S. Senate candidate from Missouri called Roy Moore a “legendary patriot who stands up and fights no matter what,” and he implied the reporting of sexual assault allegations against Moore could lead to the destruction of America.
So who is this Sykes dude?

Basically, he's a carpetbagger. He doesn't bother to mention where he was born or where he grew up. He's another one of those clowns who likes to brag about his military career while glossing over the point that he basically drove a Gray Steelie for his career.
He apparently applied for the CIA and didn't get in. His own FAQs are the ravings of an unhinged mind. He might indeed be the next ratfucked candidate.

UPDATED to add:

7 comments:

Marc said...

If he wants dinner at 6, Denny’s is open.

Iron City said...

Appears like this guy went to Harvard's U. of Phoenix division, or maybe DeVry. Can't really tell what he did while in so it was either super secret hush hush or mess cooking and coop cleaning for his betters. Got to sit in the copilot seat at least once and maybe got to clean the cabin and head in the JV/freshman team Air Force 1 wannabe airplane. Seems to be trying to make the most he can out of not so much.

Comrade Misfit said...

Shitbird had all of $500 in his campaign coffers before this blew up.

Anonymous said...

Didn't get the reference "Gray Steelie " ? Thanks.

Deadstick said...

A Gray Steelie is also called a DMS: Desk, Metal, Small.

Dark Avenger said...

At last, a candidate B can totally support.

Comrade Misfit said...

Dark Avenger: Personal attack. Yellow Card.