Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, December 28, 2016

Donald Trump Probably Privately Approves

(Because if there is anything Trump believes in, it's vengeance.)

As you all know, the US abstained from a UN Security Council vote lambasting Israel for settlement policies.

Netanyahu is, of course, outraged.

Obama is probably quietly smiling.

It's an open secret that Netanyahu supported Romney in `12.[1] That was compounded by openly pleading with Congress to not go along with the Iran deal.

A politician who is less narcissistic than Netanyahu might have expected that the time would come when Obama would pay him back, in kind.

That time came on December 23rd.

Happy Hanukkah, Bibi.
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[1] Because it's not interfering in our elections if Israel does it.

6 comments:

3383 said...

Pollard was lucky to be paroled.

Comrade Misfit said...

I think Pollard should have left prison in a box.

CenterPuke88 said...

...nailed shut and then pushed overboard in 40 fathoms, I presume? So as to cut the costs.

The shit's gonna be that Bibi and tRump are likely to spell the end for any chance of a settlement in the Middle East. Not that the Arab world refusing to accept Palestinians didn't cause a good bit of the issue, and various fuckery at the behest of the Orthodox community as a whole a good bit more. I don't know that the two state solution was ever really viable, but the Israeli one state solution will likely just gift us with a reprise of Apartheid all over, and leave a nasty sore that will keep terrorists recruiting for decades.

3383 said...

Nailed shut and delivered to the Israeli embassy.

dinthebeast said...

Apparently Bibi has some domestic problems as well.

-Doug in Oakland

Comrade Misfit said...

Doug,

Beating the "national security threat drum" is a classic distraction move. Remember Bush's blinking the Stoplight of Death up and down in `04?

So this works as a distraction for him.