Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, September 7, 2016

Shorter Jill Stein: 'Waaah. Waaaah. Waah."

She is complaining that she and Gary Johnson are being excluded from the debates.

Call the waaabulance!


The debates are put on by a private entity. They get to set the rules for their debates, under the age-old legal principle of "my bat, my ball, my rules". If Stein and Johnson don't like it, well, it sucks to be them. They're free to set up their own debates. Whether or not they can persuade Trump or Clinton to play along and whether or not anyone pays attention is a different matter.

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