Words of Advice:

"Never Feel Sorry For Anyone Who Owns an Airplane."-- Tina Marie

If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground
Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It.
" -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Monday, September 19, 2016

Shiver Me Timbers, Mateys!

Today is Intergalactic Talk Like a Pirate Day.



D. said...

Ahoy, matey! Shiverin' yer timbers?

The New York Crank said...


You know, of course, about the greeting shared by pirates and pimps?

Yo ho!

Yours crankily,
The New York Crank