Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, September 28, 2016

The Lies That They Tell

Politico analyzed the lies told by Trump and Clinton.

Clinton mostly fibs about herself.

Trump fibs about everything. The economy, crime, taxes, you name it, Trump lies about it.

Trump lies so frequently that, if you had a pot of boiling water and dropped some eggs in when he told a lie, if you took them out when he told his next lie, you'd have decent soft-boiled eggs.
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Tod Germanica said...

And no matter the lie or scandal trump supporters are unphased. The stupid is strong with them.

9/29/2016 12:20 PM

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