Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

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"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, September 13, 2016

Cop Fired for Not Being Trigger-Happy

You might want to avoid Weirton, WV, where the cops get fired for not killing people.
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2 comments:

Nangleator said...

Can't run an autocratic police state by hiring non-murderers.

9/13/2016 2:29 PM
The New York Crank said...

But, but, he was fired for putting two other cops in danger. If the (now) dead man had pointed his empty gun at the two cops and pulled the trigger, they could have been frightened to death.

Yours crankily,
The New York Crank

9/13/2016 11:02 PM

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